#WOOOO SELF INDULGENCE YEAHHHHH

[sukugo]

gonna elaborate bc this has been plaguing my brain for days and im having a lot of fun with it

the first and 2nd yrs join up to make the activity as there's... literally not enough students in this school what is this even

they decide on a (boys) maid cafe, where they boys are the ones who are the maids while the girls (literally just nobamaki lmao) cook

there was resistance at first. given yuuji is the best cook out of them so people thought it best to have him as chef

but then they realized that would mean no maid yuuji, so the idea was immediately discarded, thrown right into the fire.

so for the maids we have: yuuji, megumi, inumaki, okkotsu, and panda

and ofc. gojo

bc he wasn't gonna not join in on the action

as for the customers, girl idfk who they are or would be, i also do not care. i dont even know where this would be taking place. look i just want maids. the customers could be just random people, or sorcerers or just people that work in the school. plus we could bring in like the kyoto jujutsu high peeps to enjoy. whatever. there's customers. somehow.

anyways. yuuji is perfect. he is the perfect maid. not a single more perfect maid than that boy. he's sweet he's cute he's everything u could ever want

gojo SUCKS. he is the most atrocious maid to ever exist.

he does NOT know how to serve customers or the proper way to talk to them and keeps cursing at them. this man would not last a minute in any service job

but, while gojo may make for an atrocious waiter, unfortunately, he makes for a gorgeous maid, so they can't do anything about him

gojo's skirt may be a bit too short on him (he's too tall, legs too long 😔) but no one's complaining

OH, nanami joins the party (as a diner) and he is. suffering.

bc as soon as he goes in, he's greeted by gojo who seats him at a table and then proceeds to be. well. gojo

but, that's fine, he's used to it. what's not fine is YUUJI, as soon as he sees nanami, rushes to his table with the biggest grin on his face to take his order.

bc the boy has decided that he WILL be the one to serve nanami. and now, there's nothing wrong with that, he appreciates that yuuji is happy to see him and enjoys his presence

but kento does not think that a yuuji (not to mention a gojo too) in a maid outfit is good for his sanity (his dick)

alas, nanami simply has to live with the objects of his sexual desires in maid outfits serving him

yaga arrives with gakuganji. gojo immediately rushes to the door and pushes panda out the way to greet them personally. he seats them and takes their order, and refuses to let anyone else serve them. they're his.

both principals refuse eye contact throughout the entire meal.

gojo gets his skirt lifted by someone to reveal cute lil panties underneath, seen by Everyone in the room

gojo also gets his ass smacked

(was it a diner? was it megumi? who knows) (it was megumi, yuuji saw)

gojo gets his skirt lifted again.

and again.

and again.

and his ass grabbed. multiple times

gojo leans on yuuta and whines about all the sexual harassment poor lil him is receiving 😔 and yuuta just gives him a small nervous chuckle bc inside he's just thinking about how he wants to grab sensei's ass too...😔 (do it yuuta don't let ur dreams be dreams)

yuuji gets a small break, so he takes a seat on one of the tables. gojo passes by him and stands next to the table while he's busy doing something

but then gojo suddenly feels a hand under his skirt trailing along his thighs, squeezing along his ass, and pushing his underwear aside, so he takes a look back and that's when he realizes. sukuna has taken over yuuji.

and he's grinning. staring directly at gojo, his hands not leaving his ass as they keep fondling him, fingers reaching below his panties and pressing at his hole.

and oh. oh. gojo feels his body tingling. he's being challenged. a grin splits his own face.

"what? are you not gonna take my order? are you not supposed to serve me?" another squeeze.

gojo finally turns around and brings himself to stand in front of sukuna putting himself in the space between his legs. their eyes locked on each others', a burst of electricity runs between them.

everyone suddenly feels the entire room get hotter

needless to say, the two have to be separated before they start fucking right there on the table.

wish jujutsu high were.... well.. not like THAT and had more than 10 students so we could have the School Festival Episode in which every class does their lil stand/activity, where yuuji and the gang decide to do a maid café and all dress up as maids, and gojo, being gojo, joins the students as a maid. yes this is just because i want to see maid gojo get his skirt lifted and groped by random people